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Lost Fic...

So guys.... do you ever read a fic that is just so amazing, it's bordering on life-changing and you wonder why it isn't a published and best-selling novel by now? And then, through some freak accident induced by sleep deprivation, you forget to bookmark or save it to your memories and then you spend ages looking for it again?

I have done this many a time. And now I'm looking for this one fic I read a while back.

It was this epic fantasy story in which Kris Allen was searching for his brother who'd gone missing and he went to the shapeshifters, the cats, to see if they could help him find his brother. And Adam Lambert is the wonderfully characterized, super fabulous, sexy, and very kitty-ish King of Cats. And it's just generally awesome,

So if anyone has read this, or maybe wrote it, or can tell me where to find it, please, please, PLEASE let me know.

In the meantime feel free to rec any of your favorite fics! I'm gonna gather up some of mine and add them to this post in an edit later on!
naughty adam

Prayer to the God of Glam...

Sooooo.... here's a little tidbit I know you all ought to enjoy.

I was so very inspired by recent videos from Adam's (EARTH-SHATTERINGLY EPIC) concert in Amsterdam.... that I decided to take the final leap across the line form 'fan' to 'worshiper' of Adam Lambert. That's right- I was so moved by his performance that I was inspired to write an actual prayer to the Glitter God, ladies and gents, showing my devotion as a Glittizen and giving praise to He Who Makes Life Sparkle.

Indeed, friends, it's finally happened: glam is a religion. Get into it.


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None of your Quiziness!

Hey. Here's a boredom buster for ya.
Just for fun, and to learn more about my lj friends. :)
Reply in the comments. <3

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What eye colour do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can pop/soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
naughty adam

What?! Lexi Writes? Nahhh....


how is everyone in the LJ community todaaayyyy? I'm pretty good, despite a killer pain in my back and droopy eyes, I'm still buzzin from sleep deprivation and I feel accomplished!! Wanna know why? Because...

I stayed up all night long finishing the last two or maybe like, two and a half chapters, of a series of little original fics I've been working on and I'm very very proud of them! I really wanna stick 'em on here. Problem is... everyone I know on here is a hardcore fanfic person which is great... I just wonder if I would have any audience for posting original fiction on here. It's good, I assure you, just Gerard and Adam-free unless of course one of my chracters is having a wet dream or something but... yeah.

In case anybody's curious,the series is called Beautiful Garbage. It's about a group of homeless kids trying to make it in the big city, doing whatever it is they feel comfortable doing to try to get by. You know what that means- theft, drugs and prostitution! Whoohoo!! Ratings? Why, of course. Up to a hard R so far, no guarantees it won't go further someday. And it just wouldn't be fun at all if it wasn't stuffed full of slashy boy-on-boy goodness, so no worries there.

I really wanna put it up. I probaby will. Even if no one wants to read it, it will be here and the next time someone thinks, 'wow, she doesn't do anything except write funny metaphors in the comments on my fics', I can prove them wrong.

So... what do we think? Any takers?
naughty adam

My random life (complete with new piercing!)

Okay so wow. I finally felt over my bought of pneumonia, enough so to go out with my friend tonight, gossip about the ever-entertaining antics of my ex, who has now gone country so it would seem (Boot scootin' boogie, ftw!), make funny faces int eh windows at Chili's, (got a GOOD laugh out of a kids birthday party), and spontaneously get best friend piercings.

Okay maybe not so spontaneous- I've been waiting for forever to finally be 18 and be able to get my belly pierced. It's not uncommon at all, it's not special, it's just not a big deal, I know, but to me it is, just because... I could whip out my i.d. and say yes, i do want this piercing, and no, i do not need parental permission.

Best friend and I now have matching belly rings and temporary funny faces drawn on our stomachs by the piercer. And that's all good and fine... BUT.

Did you guys know that apparently, after you first get them done, just touching the damn thing makes you light-headed and nauseous? Yeah. Holy crap. This thing is pain already. Walking around walmart moaning about the occasional tiny pinches was pretty hilairous though. Although the experience as a whole was much better than the time I decided to pierce my nose in the parking lot of Walmart. Much better indeed. Eh, me and my weird decisions. Will I ever learn?

Ugh, idk. What do we think?
naughty adam

In Honor of the 2010 Winter Olympics

I have gotten really caught up in all the excitement of the Olympics this year, particularly the men's figure skating. As I sit bouncing and counting down the minutes until Johnny Weir sets the ice on fire (and hopefully brings in a nice shiny medal to go with all his sparkling glory) I can't help but also cheer on the returning champ from Russia, and watching his performance tonight made me quite nostalgic for funny performances in Olympics gone by.

So, without further ado, I'd like to share with you, one of my favorite Olympic performances in the history of ever, starring Evengi Plushenko.

You're Welcome.
naughty adam

Obsessions: I Haz Dem.

Okay so, someone please explain to me how it's possible to be as cute as Tommy Joe Ratliff!!! I mean, fuckin' really?!!! I didn't see this one coming. Usually my obsessions just sort of show up and WHAM, hit me over the head like a cast iron skillet, a la Gerard or Adam style, but Tommy, like slow sneaky spread of drunken euphoria, totally caught me unawares. You just don't realize you're on the verge until it's way, way too late, and one day i woke up and realized, WOW!!!!!I LOVE THIS KID!!!

It's probably no surprise to all the people who've received comments from me on any fanfic including my little Tommycakes (nickname springing from a particularly nice dream involving Tommy Joe and buttercream frosting- why did I wake up from that, again?) but I think he might be a huge addiction for me. Enough so that i made a list of reasons.

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Sweet Dreams

Uhm. So... has anyone else had that thing happen where their real life is just so confusing that it seems like it should be  a weird dream and your dreams should be real life? Cause that's SO what's going on with me lately.

Between my grandparents going super dramatic over a tiny kitchen fire and 8 emergency vehicles in my yard, 4 cancelled appointments, fights over concurrent enrollment, seieng my ex get kicked out and having to sign up at the navy recruters( ahahaha!), odd times under covers with my other ex/best friend, annoying moms, new style, frigid weather, and stupid english teachers, my life is SO UNFUN.

My dreams however have been considerbaly better. They have consisted of carnicals,ferris wheels, fried cheese, exotic animals, ADAM LAMBERT FERRIS WHEEL SEX, baking, love, TommyJoeRatliff and buttercream frosting. I think it's fair ot say I wan tot move into my dreamland. One way ticket for one, please! I hate the real world and I would be MORE than happy to share my lemonade with adam and get stuck at the top of the ferris wheel (someone should write a fic like that, btw) and I would definitely be more than happy to "bake cupcakes" for Adam wiht Tommy.. to quote my myspace status, which sumemd it up nicely,


Yes, please. :) On the bright side, i DID buy cupcakes today and I finally got my concurrent in place. From now on, only 3 hours of high school a day and english class one night a week. FANTABULOUS! Hopefully things will keep looking up, nad hopefully I'll keep dreaming of Adommy antics. :)

So, how is everyone else doing in the start of 2010? Crazy dreams? Crazy LIFE? Good or bad? What do we think? 
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Small FrankieGeeGlambert! picspam

Okay, so one thing everyone should know about me is that i love dogs, and i really love my one-year old chihuahua, Frankie Gee Glambert El Toro Starship. Some say it's a big name for such a little dog (3 pound monster!) but i say the name has a lot to live up to! Without further ado, I present, my pride and joy, FRANKIE!!

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Leave my baby some love, if you like. :)